Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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