Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (281): View more from Texas

  3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (281): 3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals. http://tfl.nu/21ij
  Replies (12) Good night (2897) Bad night (560)
• Favorite

  (636): View more from Missouri

  I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom

  (636): View more from Missouri

  You know how us drunks love counting steps

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (636): I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom (636): You know how us drunks love counting steps http://tfl.nu/2dlf
  Replies (17) Good night (2695) Bad night (695)
• Favorite

  (636): View more from Missouri

  ra ra ra ah ah

  (573): View more from Missouri

  wtf?

  (636): View more from Missouri

  sexting lady gaga style

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (636): ra ra ra ah ah (573): wtf? (636): sexting lady gaga style http://tfl.nu/2d0r
  Replies (59) Good night (5306) Bad night (1673)
• Favorite

  (517): View more from Michigan

  you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (517): you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii http://tfl.nu/lbrx
  Replies (22) Good night (9329) Bad night (1582)
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing http://tfl.nu/sqvp
  Replies (2) Good night (716) Bad night (1430)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock. http://tfl.nu/i24l
  Replies (22) Good night (2112) Bad night (843)
• Favorite

  (587): View more from Alberta

  You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (587): You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month. http://tfl.nu/i8z5
  Replies (16) Good night (2209) Bad night (850)
• Favorite

  (831): View more from California

  im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (831): im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public http://tfl.nu/cxwk
  Replies (2) Good night (1331) Bad night (585)
• Favorite

  (207): View more from Maine

  All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (207): All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night? http://tfl.nu/fpgg
  Replies (4) Good night (976) Bad night (413)
• Favorite

  (904): View more from Florida

  But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (904): But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast. http://tfl.nu/ubtv
  Replies (7) Good night (1604) Bad night (641)
• Favorite

  (613): View more from Ontario

  How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (613): How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day http://tfl.nu/h9s2
  Replies (1) Good night (826) Bad night (326)
• Favorite

  (325): View more from Texas

  Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (325): Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money http://tfl.nu/w1qk
  Replies (1) Good night (515) Bad night (360)
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through. http://tfl.nu/i9fy
  Replies (1) Good night (1123) Bad night (349)
• Favorite

  (386): View more from Florida

  I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (386): I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..." http://tfl.nu/qnf3
  Replies (5) Good night (228) Bad night (489)
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager. http://tfl.nu/eykt
  Replies (0) Good night (356) Bad night (278)

Randomize