Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
What drink are we having for lunch?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround