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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have

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  None he's f-d

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.

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  well..are you winning?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?

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  i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.

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  Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (207): View more from Maine

  making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick

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• (562): View more from California

  Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.

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