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• (770): View more from Georgia

  We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster

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• (817): View more from Texas

  We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...

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