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(323): View more from California

hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.

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to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.

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(323): hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun. (323): to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend. http://tfl.nu/i9i1

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(415): View more from California

Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.

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(415): Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only. http://tfl.nu/ffub

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(732): View more from New Jersey

there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.

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(732): there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts. http://tfl.nu/wlt6

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(404): View more from Georgia

And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.

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(404): And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT. http://tfl.nu/u1ny

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(650): View more from California

I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.

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(650): I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program. http://tfl.nu/1rj5

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(703): View more from Virginia

No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.

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(703): No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off. http://tfl.nu/2s4x

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.

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(414): I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants. http://tfl.nu/xbe1

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(229): View more from Georgia

I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.

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(229): I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland. http://tfl.nu/f2v9

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(416): View more from Toronto

Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.

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(416): Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes. http://tfl.nu/v9h7

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(847): View more from Illinois

I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.

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(847): I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk. http://tfl.nu/f1iz

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.

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Exactly how many...is TOO many?

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(814): He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it. (1-814): Exactly how many...is TOO many? http://tfl.nu/64i7

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(330): View more from Ohio

multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.

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(330): multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint. http://tfl.nu/lrrp

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0

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(252): Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0 http://tfl.nu/k7y9

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(802): View more from Vermont

Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..

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(802): Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious.. http://tfl.nu/rub0

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.

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(828): I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared. http://tfl.nu/zkb0

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