Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.