): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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