I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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