do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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