exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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