I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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