I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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