i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
