found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I understand Curling. That high.
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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