she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
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Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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