I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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