and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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