even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
you will always have a special place in my vag
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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