new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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