He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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