I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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