i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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