Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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