i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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