Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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