And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I could make wine with my vomit
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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