she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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