I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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