i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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