The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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