No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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