Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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