rhymes with "ouble enetration"
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
