i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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