everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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