going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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