the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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