She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Pants are for mortals
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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