Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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