I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
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We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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