well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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