its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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