yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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