i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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