You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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