id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Randomize
