Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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