I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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