How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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