ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
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ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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