Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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