wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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