CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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