is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Rumble strips road head = magical
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
