and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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