Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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