She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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