How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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